Oh Telus you're one big useless company
It takes you 1.5 weeks to send an ADLS modem
After a week the modem has yet to arrive

Your customer support is as good as a pile of puke
The what so called voice recognize system works 5% of the time
Please tell me how I can help you, here are the options:
Rates, promotions, payment, blah blah blah
"Payment"
Sorry I do not understand
Please tell me how I can help you
Then somehow you get through the system you only have to pleasant wait for
About 15 minutes or more to get the appropriate help
Utterly utterly useless
Utterly utterly useless

Over 3 weeks since I moved into the apartment
I'm still internetless at home

Since the internet contract is under my roommate's name
And he's out of town for 2 weeks
Looks like it's another 2 weeks of no internet at home

Oh Telus how I hate you.

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Robin posted this the other day on the VOC message board. Some friends of his slacklining. Considering I can barely walk 1 metre on the slackline what they're doing is absolutely mind blowing.